Monday, December 29, 2008

Ontological argument

  1. We can imagine the greatest blogger
  2. Existence both in reality and in imagination is greater than existence solely in one's imagination
  3. Therefore, the greatest blogger must exist in reality


  1. And that greatest blogger we shall call... ME!

  2. I can imagine my cock is 12 inches long.

    A twelve-inch cock in my imagination and in my pants is greater than a twelve-inch cock solely in my imagination.

    Therefore, I have a twelve-inch cock in my pants.


  3. From the blog description: I am a reasonable conservative who likes to write about politics and culture.

    Just once, I'd like to hear someone describe themselves as an unreasonable conservative/liberal/what-have-you. :)

  4. You do realize, Micah, that Jon Swift is a satirist?

  5. I think the "Jon Swift" part is what throws everyone off.

  6. But if the greatest blogger is defined as "a person whose blog is something which nothing greater can be conceived", then there can be no new posts because the blog is already at the maximum possible greatness.

    Therefore, the blog is dead.

  7. So if the greatest blog is a dead blog, then the one with the most dead blogs would therefore be the greatest blogger.


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