Monday, April 06, 2009

Pope okays abortion, birth control.

Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion:
VATICAN CITY—Overturning 2,000 years of religious doctrine, an out-of-breath and visibly flustered Pope Benedict XVI announced Sunday that the termination of unwanted pregnancies was now "completely and perfectly acceptable in the eyes of God." ...

Stunning all in attendance, the head of the Catholic Church announced that contraceptives were, in fact, not a grave evil, and recommended that birth control be used by everyone, even those who claim they are already on it, but as it turns out, are really not.

[h/t to PZ Myers]

2 comments:

  1. Where is your source? You are spreading lies and doing a disservice to anyone who reads this. The Pope has never okayed abortion, nor has he changed the stance on contraception. Pretty sad that you have to use lies to justify your stance for Atheism. Give me a real argument and I may listen.

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  2. Were you born stupid, or did you have to study?

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