Things are going so well in Iraq that some local religious leaders have issued a fatwa against consuming bottom-feeding carp fished from the Tigris river. You'd think this item might have made the Top ten religious idiots, but I have to admit a great deal of sympathy for the reason for this ruling.
Because of the sectarian violence in Iraq, a great number of bodies have been dumped in the Tigris river. Everyone ends up as someone else's lunch, and the Tigris has become an all-you-can-eat buffet for long pig.
Yeah, things could get bad if we leave Iraq.