Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Stupid! It Burns! (Satanic edition)

the stupid! it burns! A little burning stupidity from "down under." (No, not Australia, Hell itself!)

Man up, (so-called) atheists
Atheists disappoint me. [Awwwwww, I'm sowwy.] ...

[I]s the Stiefel Freethought Foundation, which is just a bunch of atheists, really about free thought? Are they free to think about ME? [Yes. They think you're an idiot*.] ...

I also hate religion! And let’s fight their religious bigotry with our own religious big. . . uh, big. . . big signs! That’s it, big signs! [As opposed to what, a blog post that will be read by ones of people?]

First of all, no one believes you. You know why not? Because GOD EXISTS you nitwits!

Hello! Have you not ever looked around you at the world? Ever since its creation (and I was there!), God’s invisible qualities–his eternal power and divine nature–have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made. Come on, my (so-called) atheist friends, you are without excuse here! Going around saying God does not exist is like going around saying creation doesn’t exist. Do you also look at fine art and conclude no painter existed? Do you look at a novel and say no author existed? Of course not. [Ray Comfort with horns! Is the pineapple proof of Satanic power?] ...

But do people go around writing books about teapots not existing? The Teapot Delusion? The Teapot is not Great? Is there a “free thinker” group whose mission it is to ensure separation of teapots and state? [We would if the teapot believers were flying planes into buildings.] ...

I know you new atheists. And I know that you are not really atheists. You are theists just like me. But just like me, you hate God. [Don'tcha just love it when people tell you what you think?]

*Not really; I have no idea what they think. Probably nothing. But if they did think about this guy, I'm pretty confident what they would think.

The whole post could be sarcastic. <shrugs> If so, I'm well and truly duped.


  1. I always ask them "Why do you hate Santa?" when the "You hate God/Allah/whatever" comes up.

  2. Dude, of course there's a god. Haven't you ever seen a frozen waterfall? It's obvious. Come on.


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