24: Little Jack:
Fox will spin off “24″ into a Saturday morning cartoon. “We’ll see a little Jack Bauer as a member of the Cub Scouts, torturing Arab kids at camp who look suspicious,” says “24″ creator Joel Surnow.(A tip o' the Tam to James Elliott, who has vastly more patience than me with Sully.)
Yes, it's a joke. Today. Tomorrow, perhaps, not so much. You have my permission to be very very worried.