Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin has died

Comedian George Carlin is dead at 71.


  1. This was sad.

    Queue the deathbed conversion stories now.

    (Though maybe the religious will not want him in their ranks).

    I'm sad to see him go. I sincerely hope that his seven words not allowed on TV end up engraved on his tombstone.

  2. The seven words are (with examples):

    Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
    Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
    Fuck - Fuck you.
    Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
    Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
    Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
    Tits - Hey, nice tits.

    Words recommended for Sir George at the Pearly Gates:

    God, you are the shit, the ultimate phat, I liked how you pissed off that fucking cunt, Jezebel, and her cocksucker husband, Ahab. You are one awesome motherfucker. Tits, man!

    I pray that God will take it from there......


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