Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rejecting Christianity

Theistard Mike S. Adams writes that he rejected Christianity "because it would not have allowed me to continue getting drunk and high every night while splitting time between four girlfriends." (Uh huh, this guy had four girlfriends. And I have a bridge to sell you.)

Adams doesn't quite get it, though.

One adopts Christianity (or any other religion) so one can get God's approval for getting drunk and high every night while splitting your time between four girlfriends... or, if one's tastes are more refined and sophisticated, getting God's approval for torturing and murdering Jews, heretics and homosexuals, enslaving blacks, and stealing everyone else's land and resources.

2 comments:

  1. Goddammit! I've been doing it wrong all this time?! Instead of getting married and drinking in moderation I could have been having coke-fueled five-ways? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?

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  2. Lying for Jeebus much, theistard?

    *sigh*

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