I can't stand atheists -- but it's not because they don't believe in God. It's because they're crashing bores. ...Well, yes, fucktard; precisely this sort of thing actually happens, not to mention all the other retarded things that religious people do, and justify according to their ridiculous infantile superstitions.
My problem with atheists is their tiresome -- and way old -- insistence that they are being oppressed and their fixation with the fine points of Christianity. What -- did their Sunday school teachers flog their behinds with a Bible when they were kids?
[h/t to Salient]